Quick answer: On 2 Bears 1 Cave episode 347, Bert Kreischer asks Tom Segura whether he saw "the footage of Jason Kelce with sumo wrestlers." Tom says he did, and that he "was so fascinated." The first time he saw something like it, he says, was Micah Parsons: "I think he was in Japan," and Parsons was "not even making the guy budge." Then, "watching Kelce do it too," he calls it "fascinating to see guys at that level." He describes Kelce as "a big strong guy," retired, who "played in the NFL for like I don't know 14 seasons or some" "as a lineman," and says "some of these sumo guys just like lift them up and put them" down: "these guys are really incredible at this man." In a later clip from the same episode, Bert plays a voice memo that begins, "Hey buddy, it's Bert Kreischer." He says he woke up "wondering what I'm doing with my life," that he hasn't "been drinking in like 6 months" and feels "a little lost," got on the treadmill anyway, and "trusted" the person he was writing to. He ends the Short saying he is "crying in a gym in Atlanta" and "Everyone's staring at me." In a third clip, Tom calls "a slippery floor" his "biggest PTSD," saying it "still makes like sweat come out of me," that his "heart stops, adrenaline spikes," and that it "freaks me more than anything."
The official YouTube title of the November 9, 2026, YMH Studios episode is Bert Has Sexy Lady Legs | 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This article stays with the three Viral Podcast Shorts taken from that episode and does not take up the "sexy lady legs" material in the title. As of a check on the morning of November 14, 2026, ET, RealNameOf does not have a live biography or real-name page for Tom Segura or Bert Kreischer. Jason Kelce's real-name page identifies him as Jason Daniel Kelce; that full name is not spoken in these clips. Official auto-captions on the episode render Kelce as "Kelsey" and Bert's name as "Bird Chryser." This article uses the public names, matching the corrected captions on the Shorts.
The full episode is embedded below. Each Short has its own section and its own player further down.
"These guys are really incredible at this man": Jason Kelce and the sumo footage
The first Short opens on Bert's question. "Did you see the footage of Jason Kelce with sumo wrestlers?" Tom's answer is immediate: "Yes, I did." "I was so fascinated." He ties that reaction to an earlier clip he says he saw first. "I've always been curious about that," he says. "I saw Micah Parsons. I think he was in Japan," and, in his telling, Parsons was "not even making the guy budge."
He then turns to Kelce. "And then watching Kelce do it too." "This is fascinating to see guys at that level," he says, "of like you've been around Jason like he's a big strong I know he's retired, but he's a big strong guy." The "14 seasons" figure is his own estimate, not a checked career total: "Obviously played in the NFL for like I don't know 14 seasons or some" "and as a lineman." What stayed with him is the mismatch he describes between that size and strength and what the sumo wrestlers could do. He says, "just seeing some of these sumo guys just like lift them up and put them you're like these guys are really incredible at this man. It's just impressive."
The Short does not show the sumo footage itself, name the event, or say where Kelce's clip was recorded. Tom's "I think he was in Japan" is how he places the Parsons clip, and he does not name a city, an arena, or a date for either video. This article does not fill those gaps in, and it does not narrate either video beyond what he says he saw. After the window used in the Short, the same chapter continues into other sports talk that is not part of this piece.
"I'm crying in a gym in Atlanta": Bert's voice memo
The second Short is built from a voice memo Bert plays on the show. The recording starts, "Hey buddy, it's Bert Kreischer." He says he wanted "to give you a message in case you ever wake up and you wonder what you're doing with your life like I did today." "I'm sitting here wondering what I'm doing with my life," he says. "Is vanity my major thing?" He adds, "I haven't been drinking in like 6 months and I feel a little lost." The "6 months" is his wording in the memo, not a timeline this article independently checks.
The morning, as he tells it in the message, had already gone badly. "And I woke up sad and angry and feeling like I don't even know who I am anymore." "And I got on the treadmill and I did not want to work out." He went through with it anyway: "But I knew that if I worked out that would feel better." The next lines are directed at the person receiving the memo. "And I trusted you." "I literally trusted you." Then he says, "I'm going to get emotional, man."
The Short is two segments from the same memo chapter, with the middle of the message trimmed so the clip stays under a minute. This article does not reconstruct that cut portion, and it does not quote lines from the memo that are not in the Short. After the jump, Bert repeats, "Have a great day." "Have a great day." He then says, "Mind you, I'm crying in a gym in Atlanta." "Everyone's staring at me."
The memo as played in the Short is addressed to "buddy." It does not name the recipient on the audio used here. The Short's own title and description present the message as one he sent his trainer. This article keeps that framing and does not add a name from outside the Short. He also does not, in this clip, date the workout, name the gym, or say what happened after he sent the memo. Talk that follows the used window, including a host reaction after the recording, is outside this piece.
"A slippery floor still makes like sweat come out of me"
The third Short is Tom, not Bert. He asks, "Do you know what my biggest PTSD is," then, almost in the same breath, "well, my god, I don't want to get hurt cuz I don't want to get hurt," and lands on the thing itself: "is a slippery floor." "PTSD" is the word he uses in the clip for how that kind of floor still hits him. This article treats it as his wording, not as a clinical diagnosis offered or confirmed here.
He describes a physical reaction, not a single accident. "A slippery floor still makes like sweat come out of me." "Like my heart stops, adrenaline spikes." "Anytime I'm like I go like Like I freak out on a slippery floor." He says it twice more, in close succession: "That freaks me more than anything." "More than anything that freaks me out."
He does not, in this Short, describe a fall, name a place, or say when the fear started. The official chapter around the clip also includes other talk the Short left out, including material about another person and a later "legs" beat that matches the episode title. This article stays with the slippery-floor stretch used in the Short and does not bring that surrounding talk in.
All three clips are the hosts' own accounts from the same November 9 episode. The sumo comments are Tom's description of footage he says he watched, not a play-by-play from the original videos. The voice memo is Bert's message as he plays it, with the middle cut for length. The slippery-floor fear is Tom's description of how he says he still reacts. Where a detail is missing from the Shorts — a date, a gym name, a confirmed season count, a medical label — it is left missing.
FAQ
What episode are these clips from?
They are from episode 347 of 2 Bears 1 Cave, the official YouTube title of which is Bert Has Sexy Lady Legs | 2 Bears, 1 Cave. YMH Studios uploaded the episode on November 9, 2026. This article covers only the three Viral Podcast Shorts taken from that episode.
What does Tom Segura say about Jason Kelce and the sumo wrestlers?
After Bert asks whether he saw "the footage of Jason Kelce with sumo wrestlers," Tom says he did and that he "was so fascinated." He says he first saw Micah Parsons, "I think he was in Japan," "not even making the guy budge," then "watching Kelce do it too." He calls Kelce "a big strong guy," says he is retired, estimates "like I don't know 14 seasons or some" in the NFL "as a lineman," and says the sumo wrestlers could "lift them up and put them" down. "These guys are really incredible at this man."
What is in Bert Kreischer's voice memo, as played in the Short?
He starts, "Hey buddy, it's Bert Kreischer," and says he woke up "wondering what I'm doing with my life." He asks, "Is vanity my major thing?" and says he hasn't "been drinking in like 6 months" and feels "a little lost." He "woke up sad and angry," did not want to work out, got on the treadmill anyway because he "knew that if I worked out that would feel better," and says he "trusted" the person he was writing to. The Short then jumps to the end of the message, where he says "Have a great day" and that he is "crying in a gym in Atlanta" while "Everyone's staring at me." The middle of the memo is not in the Short.
What does Tom Segura say his "biggest PTSD" is?
In the Short, he says it "is a slippery floor." He says it "still makes like sweat come out of me," that his "heart stops, adrenaline spikes," that he will "freak out on a slippery floor," and that it "freaks me more than anything." "PTSD" is his word in the clip, not a diagnosis documented here.
Do Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer have RealNameOf pages?
Not as of the morning of November 14, 2026, ET. Searches of the live biography and real-name URLs for both names, and of the site sitemap, did not turn up a page for either host. Jason Kelce does have a live real-name page, which identifies him as Jason Daniel Kelce.